Creepy Crafters: Laugh Clown Laugh

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Howdy Folks, Dixie Dellamorto here with another installment of Creepy Crafters and Handmade Thing Makers! This time we’re going to focus on one of my favorite exploitation legends, Sid Haig… More specifically his character Captain Spaulding from the popular Rob Zombie films House of 1000 Corpses and The Devil’s Rejects.

Each item was selected from members of the Etsy Massacre Team!



Captain Spaulding 8×10 Horror art Print
by MaxBlackHeart. The print portrays this old clown in vivid color and extreme detail. A must have for creepy clown enthusiasts and lovers of fine lowbrow art — Plus it’s only $10! Wow!



il_570xN.573607256_rxxqCaptain Spaulding Bust By horror host fan and talented sculptor, Chuck Jarman. This one is for the hardcore fans. The detail in this life size bust is so real it’s unreal. Lifelike glass eyes, hand made custom collar, and synthetic hair are the cherries on top of this impressive sculpture. Chuck says it’s a tribute to one of his favorite characters! What an amazing item — For the amount of materials, work, and talent we can’t believe he’s selling it for just $285.00!




SpookyPookieArt wants you to show off your LOVE for HORROR with this adorable Captain Spaulding pendant! Each Horror Heart is hand sculpted and painted. Also you can choose to make it a Necklace,Ornament, Pin, Hair Clip, or Magnet — How cool is that? He can be yours for $8.00!



Captain Spauldings Murder Ride hand painted handbag by sacchetto is made of high grade patent leather and a lining mad of silk like material. It also has a cell phone pocket inside and a handy inside zipper pocket.This bag is one of a kind and no two are alike.
You can Own this hand painted bowler style bag  for the low price of $100.00




Dead Girl Portrait Decay – Howdy Folks – Captain Spaulding Portrait – Red White Blue Flower Barrette by LivingDeadGirlNicole
You can literally wear LivingDeadGilrNicole‘s Art! It was made as a part of her Dead Girl Portrait Decay accessories. In the center of the Dead Girl Decay Flower barrette is a mini art print of the portrait She drew of Captain Spaulding called ‘Howdy Folks’. The mini portrait print is protected by a clear resin seal and glued to a red bottle cap and makes up the center of the flower. Get it now for only $18.00!




Captain Spaulding – Sid Haig – print by Ca9edBird. The print is a robust 12″x12″ and is from one of their original paintings which was inspired by the scene in The Devil’s Rejects where Captain Spaulding confronts a child “What’s the matter kid, don’t you like clowns. . . “ Get this print today for $10.00!




 il_570xN.322944516DiY The Devil’s Rejects Top Zombie Captain Spaulding You choose the size by ellensdiy
As the title suggests you can choose the size of the shirt, she makes them custom on a brand new white top. On the front she screened an image of Captain Spaulding and a quote with permanent screening paint. Splattered on front and back with red and black dye. It looks like she’s having fun with these! Get a truly unique shirt for $22.00.




Clearance Alert! Capt Spaulding Tumbled Marble Coaster Set of 2 LAST ONE Ready To Ship by SickAndTiled  These coasters are made of 4×4 ceramic re-purposed tiles which are sealed 3x to combat damage. The bottom is covered with cork lining to keep your furniture safe. What a cool idea! Get them while you can! $9.00 for the set!



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